Cereal

Cereal. I had heard about it before today but I never thought I would ever get to squish it into my flavor hole. I had heard a lot of good things about it by the television. Not by my television, Sam, of course. That lying, selfish static box never says anything nice to me.

Sometimes when I'm in Petey's house when he's not home, I watch his box. It has better cartoons than Sam. Sam never puts on cartoons. Sam just puts on the grey snow and yells at me. I hate Sam. Anyways, when I watch Petey's box, it will sometimes stop the cartoon to try to give me toys and food but they can never get through the glass and whenever I try to break the glass, the toys and food disappear and then I have to trash Petey's house in anger and run away back to my place and deal with Sam again. Well, Petey's box has tried to give me cereal on many timely occassions and finally, after breaking Petey's box about a hundred kagillion times, I finally got to try some cereal.

It was awesome.

 

The end.