Doctors

If I were to expell a large amount of blood from my fingertips and spray it on another person's face in order to momentarily blind them to prevent them from doing something bad, would it be considered a super power? Because if it isn't, perhaps I should go to a doctor. But I don't like doctors. They remind me of those little black fluffy things that chase me in my sleep sometimes. They're not scary when they chase me though. I think they're just trying to cuddle, but I don't know what they're teeth are like. They have big ol' white eyes, but I can't see the teeth, and that's what concerns me. You never know what they're secret agenda might be. What are they up to? Do they really just want to cuddle or do they want to rip my face off? The fluff monsters? The doctors? Who know what they really want from you?

No one. No one knows.

And that is why I've decided to hang onto my superpower until I can find some adhesive medical strips,.