Evidence

07/03/2014 06:56

Patrick Marker was caught having broken into someone's house. There's not really much more to say about it, but I'll say it anyways. This is photographic evidence of that break in.

The homeowner first noticed the broken window, and then movement inside. She quickly ran back to her car where she had her polaraid camera. She needed to get inside her home in order to get to a landline (cell phones were not really widely used at the time) to call the police. She quietly unlocked and opened the front door and burst in and took a photo of her intruder. This is that photo. After Patrick had been caught, he jumped up on the kitchen table, screamed while dancing and flailing his arms wildly for just a second, then ran by her and out the open front door with the dry erase marker in hand. Nothing other than the window was broken and nothing was missing. The television was turned on and the scribbles on the whiteboard were the only things out of place.

Patrick Marker is almost as elsuive as bigfoot, but has left much more evidence of his existence behind for the world to discover.