Kids

If I had a super power it would be really cool. I`m sure of it. I don't though. In other news, I came across an interesting lady outside of a bookstore today who told me to get a job. I told her I had a job. She said something that wasn't important enough for my brain to pay attention to, for a very long time, but something my brain thought was very important was how the people behind her were having a conversation that seemed to be much more interesting than the one I was currently stuck in. I'm not a professional speecher so I wasn't sure what to do about the lady talking to me right away, but then I remembered that we had been talking for less than 2 minutes and a conversation that short doesn't require proper manners, so I walked past her and joined the conversation that was happening behind her. The two boys, Darren and Joe ages 9 and 11, were talking about Gods. Darren was saying that his teacher, Mrs. Campbell, taught them about Zeus and Joe said that he didn't care about Zeus because he was't a "pokaymawn" handler or something stupid like that. Darren said that Zeus was the coolest and he could throw lightning and that if a human tried to touch lightning they would die, and then I told Darren (who likes cats more than dogs) and Joe (who only likes his pet turtle and no other animals except for tiger mice, but those aren't real yet) that a human can touch lightning and live. I told them that other really fun story I wrote down on a little yellow piece of paper that said "post it" on it. It was a great story. Lightning hit me. It was crazy. Kids will believe anything. Like anyone could ever be hit by lightning. Now that I mention it, I don't think that story I wrote down on the yellow square was about getting hit by lightning. But that doesnt change the fact that those kids were way more interesting than that lady, and that just goes to show you that kids, although young and little, are also dumb.