Public Parks

    If I could remind myself to punch a bird in the face whenever I saw one, it would be really helpful. Especially when I go to the park since they're always hanging out there. Especially the geese. I hope those geese all get punched in the face until they die. Hiss at me, get punched in the face to death. And I've noticed now that whenever I go to the park that has the pond, the geese aren't even there anymore and all the fish mock me. As soon as I step foot on the grounds of the park, I can hear their bubbles taunt me. It's okay, because I kind of started it the turf war. In my defense though, it was almost an accident when I fell in the pond with those three full and open cans of paint thinner, I wasn't meaning to endanger most of the life in the pond, I was just trying to see what would happen if I threw them in. I absolutely didn't mean to lose my balance while throwing them and fall in at the same time.

    And since when do they call parks "pet stores" and why did they turn the pond into a room full of tanks filled with fish? I mean, I literally had to climb up into the tank to fall into it. It was ridiculous. Also, I shouldn't have to sneak my way into parks. Not until that restraining order goes through at least.

And it would be really helpful if someone would explain to me what a `restraining order" is, because other than someone saying that I couldn't go near them anymore (which, by the way is untrue. Blake really needs to learn how to get more locks on his door while he sleeps), I don't understand what it means. I kind of thought it would mean I was going to be restrained somehow, but so far I haven't felt anything like that. I wonder if they needed to know my address so they could come restrain me, because I don't remember giving that to anyone. Maybe I should find out who is supposed to come restrain me. Maybe I was supposed to restrain myself. I guess I'll do that for a while and see how I feel about it. Or maybe I'll go steal a sandwich because I'm pretty hungry.

`    Turkey club.